Time has literally stood still at Bitterne Park Triangle for several days now, with the clock resolutely stuck at 12 o’clock. There are even fears that it could soon start going backwards if something isn’t done soon. So can the council stretch to a new set of triple As (it may need a few), or could the operative with the large key nip round and give it a jolly good wind up – and release us all from being trapped forever in time…